Ten Reasons to F*** a Guitarist

1. They keep going even though it hurts
2. They can play various positions
3. They know how to make the right sounds
4. They do it right or they don’t do it at all
5. They’re used to working with their hands
6. They can tap to the beat
7. They know how to use both hands and their mouth simultaneously
8. They know how to make you scream for more
9. They’re so professional they don’t have to watch what they’re doing
10. They’re open to performing in groups